(I am) the Devil e​.​p.

by ZEEKtheFREAK

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An e.p. with the big hit I am the Devil and 2 bonus tracks.
Gate Crashing Zombies and Life on the Jolly Buckin'Fastbard

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released March 3, 2017

Copyright © 1996-2017 s.a.smith/ www.zeekthefreak.com. All rights reserved.

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ZEEKtheFREAK Alkmaar, Netherlands

ZEEKtheFREAK is the pseudonym of Dundonian musician and entertainer Steven A. Smith. The musical project began in 1996.



The ZEEKtheFREAK music project is a combination of music and theatrical vision.
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Track Name: (I am) the Devil
I am the Devil and your soul will be mine
So don't listen to that old grey fart, they preach about all the time
'cause Heaven isn't all it's made out to be,
Go to hell coz its, party time, boogie on down with me.

I am the Devil, I am the Devil.

Forget about those fairy wings and those poncy harps,
come to my place and bring your suntan lotion
No poofy angels telling you off for being back,
Our deviletts will chain you up and give you a good spanking

I am the Devil, I am the Devil.

Spunky's.....nudie pictures....it's fucking hot here......
mummy mummy mummy, I just burnt my fingers, mummy

I am the Devil, I am the Devil.

'Hey dude, come on down!"
Track Name: Gate crashing Zombies
Gate crashing Zombies.......
We are the boring people, never invited, but always at parties,
no one knows who we are, but we eat all your food and mooch your alcohol,
Gate crashing Zombies who irritate your guests and mix up your records,
And at the end of the night, we are the best of friends....
Gate crashing Zombies.......

Gate crashing Zombies.......

Gate crashing Zombies pissing in your plants and next to the toilet,
trying to chat up your wife, ping a peanut in her dress as she passes by
Nip your head till you loose your cool, go through your laundry bag for knickers
when confronted we act so dumb, act so innocent and say I'm with him...
Gate crashing Zombies.......

Gate crashing Zombies.......Gate crashing Zombies.......
Gate crashing Zombies.......

“Mister mister...”
“Yes!.....”
“Mister, please leave my house, mister. “
“Can I have my peanut back, please....”
Track Name: Life on the jolly Buckin'Fastbard
, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do,
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do

Oh1 swabbing the decks and drinking our rum......a pirates life for us
we think we're cool, but you say we're scum......and Jesus Christ that hurts,
Sailing the seas in search of treasure........one day we'll be rich,
and kicking the shit out of you for pleasure........aye aye aye aye.

WE'RE THE CREW OF THE BUCKING FASTBARD,WE'RE BLACK BEARDED PATCHY EYED
WE DON'T KILL BUT WE REALLY SLAP HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SLAP OUT THIGHS.........OW!!!

do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do

oh! swabbing the decks an everyday chore........and catching some fish with our hooks
we sail into port and we bonk a whore........avoiding the one with plooks
hoist up the mast we're setting sail........with the wind behind our backs
on the menu tonight is biscuit and whale........oh! Jesus Christ that sucks

WE'RE THE CREW OF THE BUCKING FASTBARD,WE'RE BLACK BEARDED PATCHY EYED
WE DON'T KILL BUT WE REALLY SLAP HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SLAP OUT THIGHS.........OW!!!

do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do

Oh! swabbing the decks, ten times a day........no wonder we're always moaning,
to woman for months, so we're all gay........quite partial to a buggering
up in the crows nest the lookout keeps watch........with eagle eyes he looks
avoiding the lighthouse and sharp jaggy rocks........otherwise, we're fucked

WE'RE THE CREW OF THE BUCKING FASTBARD,WE'RE BLACK BEARDED PATCHY EYED
WE DON'T KILL BUT WE REALLY SLAP HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SLAP OUT THIGHS.........OW!!!

do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do

anybody want to spank me.........anybody want to spank me.........spank me
do do do do.............

"All these butch men...woohoo"
"you'll walk the plank, ye poof"

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