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Idiots Seeking Sanctuary At The Armageddon

by ZEEKtheFREAK

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Idiots seeking sanctuary at the Armageddon 03:41
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Groovin' with a bricker 04:00
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Good God. Would you like to tango, I asked a bimbo, who was standing up against a wall, I was thinking baby, that you would maybe, like to nibble on my left testicle. I know it costs my money, but let me tell you, honey, I've a wallet as thick as your head. but I'm standing with a bricker, so won't you drop your knickers and we'll party till me face turns red. Come on and make my jumbo tame and cause me pain, in your frilly nighty, you've got a power over me, but you got a disease, I will go fucking crazy Give me some of your sweet loving honey, if you spank me bitch, I'll give you extra money Ah ah alright now, ah ah motherfucker x2 I couldn't stop sneezing with my dix it was freezing, so the bimbo parked her arse on my face, I was in paradise, she was feeling baptized, cause my jumbo started poking her face. But once she started leaking, the bitch started speaking and she bore me more than I will admit, I didn't pay to converse, just want a feel of your arse and a really good look at your tits Come on and meet my swollen gland, you can use your hands, so long as they're washed. you put a rubber over me and it's smelly, but I am burning with lust Give me some of your sweet loving honey, if you'll be my sweetie, I'll be your sugar daddy Ah ah alright now, ah ah motherfucker x2 Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, till I told him where to go, well, the babe she was willing, but my bum he was filming and my arse ain't the star of the show, I only wanted to poke, but when we were done, I was broke, cause the baby nicked all of my bread, now I'm feeling lousy, as I stand in my undies, cause the bitch stole my Levi's as well I paid for love, but now I've paid the price, yeah!, I paid to come, now I've been circumcised.....(x2) I'm circumcised, I've victimized, I'm sterilized I'm paralyzed, I'm circumcised, I've victimized, I'm sterilized I'm paralyzed, (repeat till end) "My arse is hanging out!"
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Freakin' out with the necrophiliac cowboy 04:01
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The body's freezing, a tit you know I am squeezing, I like to groove with stiffs that don't move no heartbeat gives me a thrill, I check hospital records for the terminally ill, then you'll find me dancing around a graveyard yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I pork dead bodies yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm regularly getting laid by babes who've kicked the bucket, you know if she's lifeless, man I'm gonna fuck it, to you, it may seem a farce, as I kick the stiff's arse, then I'll dance around the graveyard in the nude yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I pork dead bodies yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Maybe perverted, but it's a way of life, getting all the perks of a relationship without a nagging wife I'm a necrophiliac, (necrophiliac) I'm a necrophiliac, (necrophiliac) I'm a necrophiliac, (necrophiliac) I'm a necrophiliac cowboy
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Drowning in the demon drink 01:46
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Lord, have mercy on my soul, the devil took my heart and home, demon drink is on my back and it's wrapped around my bottle neck, I'm trying to break these chains, though I know I ain't no quitter please help me I live from one day to another, can make no future plans, gotta get out of the gutter before I rot in hell I'm crying as the whisky stains my life, I know I'm dying so please help me
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Just a fantasy 02:27
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As the fucking bimbo wrapped her endless legs around my neck, She squeezes the blood out of my head headed lies, I watch her getting down on her knees and she wonders if my soul's for keeps but hey can't you see your rosy lips are sucking me dry I will destroy you endorse your teenage suicidal views, but I'm just a fantasy so get the fuck away from me I'm just the dream you wanna live when your trip is fucked up sleep I don't give a shit the way the people stare at me like I've got a strange disease, It's just a jealous attitude they are wearing instead of their casual Levi jeans, let them point and stare cause when they get home and they're banging up their wife, it's me she fantasizes about when he's on top and the bitch is getting off I will destroy you endorse your midlife crisis blues, but I'm just a fantasy so get the fuck away from me I'm just the life you wanna live when you're too blind to see What divine right made you God, by judging me a junky in disguise, cause it's you that takes the pill of ecstasy to get a kick away from paralyzed life's I may not fit into suburbia's life but does that symbolize me a freak, though I take pity on your soul, my vengeance will prove, it's you that fucking weak. I will destroy you endorse your blinkered point of view, but I'm just a fantasy so get the fuck away from me I can't breathe the same air cause it's fucking choking me.....just die
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Consoling my mind into obscurity 05:00
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I bury my head and I scream in silence deprived of eyes, I am blind to the violence got to chill, just break what society rules. Console my sins and my innermost fears tuck me in and I'll sleep for years but wake me when the pacifists are cool The world's become a violent place (violent place) can't find utopia in the human race (human race) All I want to do is to find my space (find my space) so tell them, people, to get out my face Macho mad and melancholy madness, close my eyes, I am blind in the darkness, feel my nerves freaking out into overload, medicate me into a morphine wasteland got to chill if I constantly confronted with all the zombies on this aggressive road The world's become a violent place (violent place) can't find utopia in the human race (human race) All I want to do is to find my space (find my space) so tell that psycho to get out my face
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Let it rain 02:49
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God bless you woman, you've found my G-spot at last and the TV is zooming, so let's check the weather forecast I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then we can spend that time on bed. Let's do it in style and don't stop till the feeling has passed and don't touch that dial, let's check the weather forecast I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then we can spend that time on bed. Ah! shit, there's a heatwave in sight, hit the beach and then sweat my balls off at night, my TV aerial I must adjust and get my favourite weather forecast I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then we can spend that time on bed. I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then we can spend that time on bed.
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Bedtime for Colin 02:11
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Someone help me, cause I've gone into seclusion, open up my head and find a solution, wake me up, cause I'm no longer tired, start up my motor, make sure my engine's fired Bedtime for Colin, cause I am lying in a coma, doesn't mean I ain't alive, Bedtime for Colin, won't someone hold me hand I hear you taking, but I never answer, my lips are sealed and my thoughts are solitaire, scrape me off the floor, pour me into a mold, I don't wanna die, I just wanna grow old Bedtime for Colin, cause I am lying in a coma, doesn't mean I ain't alive, Bedtime for Colin, won't someone hold me hand I'm not a vegetable, I just can't communicate, I lie here motionless, yeah! I know it's late
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Rasta's Caribbean Nightmare 03:36
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The hot sun Carribean is driving me insane I need more rum to cool me down and to relieve the pain to stop the sweat, my skin I'll shed, turn off the water mains I smoke some grass and scratch my ass, man, my life's sometimes a strain Big mama pic banana's 'n' wanna come like the monsoon rain, she is so randy for my gangee, but it's her time of the month again looks like a bus and evil puss, but she is my sweetheart enormous butt acts like a slut, but I'm partial to some tart. Black widows and voodoo, I'll put a spell on you my python is rising and I will swallow you whole ach awa', ach awa', ach awa' ye go.....(repeat) bugger off, bugger off, bugger off,...(repeat) I build a nest, to conquer stress and to attract the babes, try to impress I play the jazz, but it comes out a reggae way and so I lie attracting flies, cause I haven't washed for days Once more I scratch and light a match, Hmm!! let's get stoned again Black widows and voodoo, I'll put a spell on you my python is rising and I will swallow you whole ach awa', ach awa', ach awa' ye go.....(repeat) bugger off, bugger off, bugger off,...(repeat)
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Spot the nutcase 00:39
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Springtime Nutcase 04:10
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Part one The clock ticks on the wall, he goes as slow as hell when will you visit me again, I need my shots, I'm losing it, I can tell I'm a springtime nutcase and when the leaves fall, I go looby-loo Need my medication or I'm out of here, distorting railways and traffic,whow, whow, whow............ I can see things flying 'round, everyone is angry, 'cause I am me. Yeah, I feel I'm psycho bound, they'll lock me up and throw away the key I'm a springtime nutcase and when the leaves fall, I go looby-loo Need my medication or I'm out of here, distorting railways and traffic, I'm a springtime nutcase,whow whow whow, just ignore me I'm a springtime nutcase,whow whow whow, just ignore me I'm a springtime nutcase Part two (featuring Cup of tea) I'm fuckin' nut, I'm a fuckin' crazy, I'll blow your fuckin' brains out, I don't give a shit. Fuckin' spring nut, my eyes are fuckin' hazy, don't start muthafucka's or I'll kill you all. Homeboy a waste sucking on his mother's tit, I'll waste you asshole, cause I'm a lunatic. Fuck the world and fuck everyone, don't fuckin' need you loony number one Kiss my ass, if I sit on your face, I'm pulling the strings of the human race, reprimanded by society's cunts, live like a madman, live like a runt doctors can't stop me, I've gone too far I am wasted loony number one do you hear me muthafuckas? Get down with the psycho beat, everybody in the house move yer body and groove to the psycho freak, muthafuckas.... freak out
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Life on the Jolly Buckin' Fastbard 02:31
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do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo Oh! swabbing the deck and drinking our rum (a pirates life for us) we think we're cool, but you say we're scum (and Jesus Christ that hurts) Sailing the seas in search of treasure (one day, we'll be rich) and kicking the shit out of you for pleasure (oooh yaaa.........etc) We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard, we're black bearded, patchy eyed, We don't kill, but we really slap hard, especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow! do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo Oh! swabbing the decks, an everyday chore (and catching some fish with our hooks) we sail into port and we bonk a whore (avoiding the one with plooks) Hoist up the mast, we're setting sail (with the wind behind our backs) on the menu, tonight is biscuit and whale (Oh! Jesus Christ that sucks) We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard, we're black bearded, patchy eyed, We don't kill, but we really slap hard, especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow! do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo Oh! swabbing the decks ten times a day (no wonder, we're always moaning) No women for months, so we're all gay (quite partial to a buggering) up in the crows nest, the look out keeps watch (with eagle eyes he looks) avoiding the lighthouse and sharp jaggy rocks) (otherwise, we're fucked) We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard, we're black bearded, patchy eyed, We don't kill, but we really slap hard, especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow! do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo (sailor's shanty)
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I am the Devil 03:21
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Hey psycho people, stop being such wimps, let your halo's fall, catch the next bus to hell and groove with the devil, party on psycho people, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa I am the devil and your soul will be mine so don't listen to that old gray fart, they preach about all the time Cause heaven isn't all it's made out to be, Go to Hell cause it's party time, boogie on down with me I am the Devil, I am the devil Forget about these fairy wings and those poncy harps, come to my place and bring your sun tan lotion, no poofy angels telling you off for being bad our deviletts will chain you up and give you a good spanking I am the Devil, I am the devil, I am the Devil, I am the devil Spunky's, nudey pictures, it's fucking hot here, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, I just burnt my finger, mummy I am the Devil, I am the devil, I am the Devil, I am the devil Hey dudes, come on down......
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His homosapien dream 04:04
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He watched me dance with his sister-in-law, the sweat it trickled down the smile of his jaw, His eyes were swaying like the bells of Notre Dam, he had but one thing on his mind. his garlic breath made my hair stand on end, his eyes they twinkled when he thought he's found a friend his nerves twitches made me dance like the insane (as he said) come with me and I'll free you from your chains. I was heading for a way of life, I did not want to know and when I realized his bones they cracked when they hit the floor, I ain't prejudice and cannot help you if I turn you on Go your own way, but just leave me, in my hetero-world where I feel safe and if I'm gonna get raped Let it be a babe. He shrugged his shoulders and remarked life is a bitch why can't I get what I want when I get the itch, just for a moment I felt sorry for the flake (but he tried) to embrace me and that's where he made his last mistake he was heading for a way of life, he did not want to know sustained by injuries, why couldn't he just have let it go I know it's a free world and do not mind, what turns you on Go your own way, but just leave me, in my hetero-world where I feel safe and if I'm gonna get raped Let it be a babe.
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Insane (in vain) 02:52
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The insane bang their heads off the concrete walls going crazy from medication injected anal Running down the corridor, but there's no escape, so they swing from the trees, casually dressed as apes. Rounded up like sheep by the big fat nurse, grotesque with Hitler mustache and massive tits, sarcastically she probes them with electric sticks, but tell me who is mental and who holds the tricks God it ain't a fucking picknick in the loony bin when another night beckons and the screams begin got to play with themselves to hide nerves of steel but the door's locked shut in the psycho jail
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This Groovy Organic Affair 03:35
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You can see us walking down the street, yeah! the basket case is a girlfriend of mine, totally checked by the squares we meet, but I don't 'bout their jealous state of minds people laugh and people stare, I turn a blind eye, cause I dig this organic affair I know her brain only works part time but I don't care cause she's one of a kind I'm in love with a vegetable, she tastes so nutritious when I take a bite I know she's dependable and though she looks quite normal, she's not right in the head la la la...................... I can hear all the sly remarks, that's their problem cause she's with me I hear them laugh when she occasionally barks, I don't mind she has a fine pedigree people cough and people glare, I raise my middle finger, cause I dig this organic affair they won't come near 'case they catch the disease, I don't care cause they're the spazzy's still in love with a vegetable, she tastes so nutritious when I take a bite I know she's dependable and though she looks quite normal, she's not right in the head la la la...................... I'm in love with a vegetable, she tastes so nutritious when I take a bite I know she's dependable and though she looks quite normal, she's not right in the head la la la......................

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ZEEKtheFREAK is the musical persona of multi talented entertainer Zeek Catweazle. From metal to Caribbean music to Pirates, this album has everything
Zeek is a musician, a songwriter, an entertainer, a writer, a jester among other things

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released June 1, 2008

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ZEEKtheFREAK is the musical pseudonym of Dundonian musician and entertainer Zeek. The musical project began in 1996.

The ZEEKtheFREAK music project is a combination of philosophical alternative indie rock music and theatrical vision. ... more

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