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In the Netherlands, the Red light is a common thing for every big town/city and this is the story of a man's unfortunate visit to one one ladies of the night


Good God.
Would you like to tango, I asked a bimbo,
who was standing up against a wall,
I was thinking baby, that you would maybe,
like to nibble on my left testicle.
I know it costs my money, but let me tell you, honey,
I've a wallet as thick as your head.
but I'm standing with a bricker, so won't you drop your knickers
and we'll party till me face turns red.

Come on and make my jumbo tame and cause me pain, in your frilly nighty,
you've got a power over me, but you got a disease,
I will go fucking crazy

Give me some of your sweet loving honey, if you spank me bitch, I'll give you extra money

Ah ah alright now, ah ah motherfucker x2

I couldn't stop sneezing with my dix it was freezing, so the bimbo parked her arse on my face,
I was in paradise, she was feeling baptized, cause my jumbo started poking her face.
But once she started leaking, the bitch started speaking and she bore me more than I will admit,
I didn't pay to converse, just want a feel of your arse and a really good look at your tits

Come on and meet my swollen gland, you can use your hands, so long as they're washed.
you put a rubber over me and it's smelly, but I am burning with lust

Give me some of your sweet loving honey, if you'll be my sweetie, I'll be your sugar daddy

Ah ah alright now, ah ah motherfucker x2

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, till I told him where to go,
well, the babe she was willing, but my bum he was filming and my arse ain't the star of the show,
I only wanted to poke, but when we were done, I was broke, cause the baby nicked all of my bread,
now I'm feeling lousy, as I stand in my undies, cause the bitch stole my Levi's as well

I paid for love, but now I've paid the price,
yeah!, I paid to come, now I've been circumcised.....(x2)

I'm circumcised, I've victimized, I'm sterilized I'm paralyzed,
I'm circumcised, I've victimized, I'm sterilized I'm paralyzed,
(repeat till end)

"My arse is hanging out!"


from Idiots Seeking Sanctuary At The Armageddon, released June 1, 2008
music & lyrics s.a.smith/ZEEKtheFREAK

Zeek Catweazle: vocals, rhythm guitar, keyboards, drum simulator
The Lizard: guitar solo
Barry Krishna: bass guitar


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ZEEKtheFREAK Alkmaar, Netherlands

ZEEKtheFREAK is the musical pseudonym of Dundonian musician and entertainer Zeek. The musical project began in 1996.

The ZEEKtheFREAK music project is a combination of alternative indie rock music and theatrical vision.

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