Life as Pirate is hard, but this is everyone's favourite Pirates
ZEEKtheFREAK recorded 20 different vocals for the Pirates choir
lyrics
, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do,
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
Oh1 swabbing the decks and drinking our rum......a pirates life for us
we think we're cool, but you say we're scum......and Jesus Christ that hurts,
Sailing the seas in search of treasure........one day we'll be rich,
and kicking the shit out of you for pleasure........aye aye aye aye.
WE'RE THE CREW OF THE BUCKING FASTBARD,WE'RE BLACK BEARDED PATCHY EYED
WE DON'T KILL BUT WE REALLY SLAP HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SLAP OUT THIGHS.........OW!!!
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
oh! swabbing the decks an everyday chore........and catching some fish with our hooks
we sail into port and we bonk a whore........avoiding the one with plooks
hoist up the mast we're setting sail........with the wind behind our backs
on the menu tonight is biscuit and whale........oh! Jesus Christ that sucks
WE'RE THE CREW OF THE BUCKING FASTBARD,WE'RE BLACK BEARDED PATCHY EYED
WE DON'T KILL BUT WE REALLY SLAP HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SLAP OUT THIGHS.........OW!!!
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
Oh! swabbing the decks, ten times a day........no wonder we're always moaning,
to woman for months, so we're all gay........quite partial to a buggering
up in the crows nest the lookout keeps watch........with eagle eyes he looks
avoiding the lighthouse and sharp jaggy rocks........otherwise, we're fucked
WE'RE THE CREW OF THE BUCKING FASTBARD,WE'RE BLACK BEARDED PATCHY EYED
WE DON'T KILL BUT WE REALLY SLAP HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SLAP OUT THIGHS.........OW!!!
do-root, do-root, do-root, do-roo....doobidee, doobidee, do do
anybody want to spank me.........anybody want to spank me.........spank me
do do do do.............
"All these butch men...woohoo"
"you'll walk the plank, ye poof"
credits
from (I am) the Devil e.p.,
track released December 1, 2008
ZEEKtheFREAK: guitar, all vocals
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