Life on the Jolly Buckin' Fastbard

from Idiots Seeking Sanctuary At The Armageddon by ZEEKtheFREAK

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A pirates life for me....

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do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo
do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

Oh! swabbing the deck and drinking our rum
(a pirates life for us)
we think we're cool, but you say we're scum
(and Jesus Christ that hurts)
Sailing the seas in search of treasure
(one day, we'll be rich)
and kicking the shit out of you for pleasure
(oooh yaaa.........etc)

We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard,
we're black bearded, patchy eyed,
We don't kill, but we really slap hard,
especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow!

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo
do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

Oh! swabbing the decks, an everyday chore
(and catching some fish with our hooks)
we sail into port and we bonk a whore
(avoiding the one with plooks)
Hoist up the mast, we're setting sail
(with the wind behind our backs)
on the menu, tonight is biscuit and whale
(Oh! Jesus Christ that sucks)

We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard,
we're black bearded, patchy eyed,
We don't kill, but we really slap hard,
especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow!

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo
do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

Oh! swabbing the decks ten times a day
(no wonder, we're always moaning)
No women for months, so we're all gay
(quite partial to a buggering)
up in the crows nest, the look out keeps watch
(with eagle eyes he looks)
avoiding the lighthouse and sharp jaggy rocks)
(otherwise, we're fucked)

We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard,
we're black bearded, patchy eyed,
We don't kill, but we really slap hard,
especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow!

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

(sailor's shanty)

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from Idiots Seeking Sanctuary At The Armageddon, released June 1, 2008
music & lyrics: s.a.smith/ZEEKtheFREAK

Zeek Catweazle: all voices, guitar

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ZEEKtheFREAK Alkmaar, Netherlands

ZEEKtheFREAK is the musical pseudonym of Dundonian musician and entertainer Zeek. The musical project began in 1996.

The ZEEKtheFREAK music project is a combination of music and theatrical vision.

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